Merry Xmas to you friend

May its magic never end.

May bells that ring with songs so gay

Not disturbs your sleep this day.

I hope Dear Santa Claus was kind

An hundred presents did you find

Beneath your plastic fire proof tree,

A twenty dollar one from me.

May your kids be angels now

I hope their stockings showed them how

Effective can their nagging be

To get them all that’s on T. V.

I wish you several hundred cards

funny ones by modern Bards.

May Christmas night find you in

Holiday mood by Giblys Gin

To spare a month of grief and strife

I wish the right gift to your wife

Better give her two for sure

Unless you think she1ll give you more.

Tip paper boy and garbage man

If you want service during Jan.

Keep an eye for cops tonight

When driving higher than a kite.

Hope your company’s season was

Profitable as Santa Claus

Hope you raked in all the dough

The sentimental suckers blow.

If you want to get your part

You’ve got to have an early start

As soon as Halloween is o’re

fill the shelves with junk galore.

Take advantage–Make this year

The biggest one we’ve had down here.

Hope you’ve beaten all years past

And your office party was a blast.

May January’s Bills be paid.

Your table with a turkey laid

A Merry day a Great New Year

A million bucks of Xmas Cheer.

I hope your kids aren’t like mine

They came to me last night at nine.

With upturned eyes they breathed a sigh

“Daddy Please, Just tell us why.”